(Sung to the tune of “Everything is Awesome” by Tegan and Sara)
Everything is pumpkin
Everything is spiced, orange, topped with whipped cream
Everything is pumpkin from now till Thanksgiving
Everything is better in seasonal flavors
Side by side, you and I wait for drinks forever, at Starbucks forever
We’re the same, I’m like you, you’re like me, we’re in nutmeg harmony
Everything is pumpkin
Everything is spiced, orange, topped with whipped cream
Everything is pumpkin from now till Thanksgiving
Have you heard the news? It’s the end of August
You know what that means. Everything is pumpkin!
Each stop in a shop is a fruit opportunity
Spread the allspice gospel throughout my community
Eat more pumpkin than a pumpkin thumbkin
Inhalin’ pumpkin scones wit my speakers pumpin’
Pumpkin’s the tastiest thing since gluten
Colored like Boehner, more dangerous than Putin
Faux pumpkin seeds are glued to my shoes
Pumpkin for me, and pumpkin for yous!
Everything is better in seasonal flavors
Side by side, you and I wait for drinks forever, at Starbucks forever
We’re the same, I’m like you, you’re like me, we’re in nutmeg harmony
Everything is pumpkin
Everything is spiced, orange, topped with whipped cream
Everything is pumpkin from now till Thanksgiving
Baked pies, sweet muffins
We just named two pumpkin things!
A Nobel prize, a piece of string
You know what’s pumpkin? Everything!
Pumpkin cheese, pumpkin grease
A book of pumpkin recipes
It stained my pants, I smear it on my chest
Pumpkin items are the best
Cakes, rakes, your face
They’re pumpkin!
Chiefs, leafs, boxer briefs
They’re pumpkin!
Cars, the stars, beers in bars
They’re pumpkin!
Everything you eat or breathe or touch
Is pumpkin!
Everything is pumpkin
Everything is spiced, orange, topped with whipped cream
Everything is pumpkin from now till Thanksgiving
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